Quote #7093
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
Quote #9490
Blessed is the man that endureth temptation for when he is tried, he shall...
Quote #20855
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Quote #12227
I leave this rule for others when I’m dead, Be always sure you’re right–then...
Quote #20885
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
Quote #8438
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Quote #12263
We must get the American public to look past the glitter, beyond the showmanship,...
Quote #11692
I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to...
Quote #764
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let...
Quote #17275
Without doubt the greatest injury was done by basing morals on myth, for sooner...