Quote #11538
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
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I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...
Quote #13623
To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something...
Quote #11951
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the...
Quote #1610
It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.
Quote #4643
As human beings, we are endowed with freedom of choice, and we cannot shuffle...
Quote #14268
No greater nor more affectionate honor can be conferred on an American than to...
Quote #12318
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man...
Quote #4044
A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man...
Quote #4659
Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn’t...