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Only one absolute certainty is possible to man, namely that at any given moment...
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
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Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
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I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
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Clarence Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin ’bout...
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have...
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Risk more than others think is safe. Care more than others think is wise....
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I persist on praising not the life I lead, but that which I ought...
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Then give to the world the best you have. And the best will come...
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Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when...