Quote #943
Envy is the ulcer of the soul.
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I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in...
Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #142
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
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It is simplicity that makes the uneducated more effective than the educated when addressing...
Quote #4916
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
Quote #996
There is nothing like dream to create the future. Utopia to-day, flesh and blood...
Quote #2732
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one...
Quote #6571
The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.
Quote #611
One of the illusions of life is that the present hour is not the...