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Quote #13833

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Peter De Vries

Quote #9073

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
Confucius

Quote #1231

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If we don’t know life, how can we know death
Lloyd Alexander

Quote #9989

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We learn more by looking for the answer to a question and not finding...
Voltaire

Quote #6755

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Men are equal it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.
Brendan Francis

Quote #2171

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse...
Mark Twain

Quote #1691

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The trouble isn’t that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn’t...
Cullen Hightower

Quote #14183

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There’s always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little – and...
Betty Talmadge

Quote #17881

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life is what happens to you when you’re making other plans.
Claude Pepper

Quote #16334

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The mistake a lot of politicians make is forgetting they’ve been appointed and thinking...
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