Quote #15057
Certainly he is not of the generation that regards honesty as the best policy....
Quote #15102
You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Quote #2339
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather...
Quote #20436
Ladies and gentlemen, today we’re here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything...
Quote #14771
Doubt yourself and you doubt everything you see. Judge yourself and you see judges...
Quote #13881
It’s not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull...
Quote #6035
You can’t build a reputation on what you’re going to do.
Quote #6870
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
Quote #6934
The absurd is born of the confrontation between the human call and the unreasonable...
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...