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National Lampoon

Quote #20979

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Fall not in love, therefore it will stick to your face.
Maduro Ash

Quote #10212

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Threats don’t work with the person who’s got nothing to lose.
La Rochefoucauld

Quote #826

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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9625

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In the night all cats are gray.
William Wordsworth

Quote #6060

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie...
Errol Flynn

Quote #13035

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
Andrew Schneider

Quote #21563

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I always admired atheists. I think it takes a lot of faith.
William Shakespeare

Quote #5389

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O, my offence is rank, it smells to heaven It hath the primal eldest...
Dorothy Rothschild Parker

Quote #16223

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea And love...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13906

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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