Quote #19195
Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some...
Quote #18119
Health food makes me sick.
Quote #5795
The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.
Quote #9812
There is no such thing as a ‘self-made’ man. We are made up of...
Quote #12810
For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
Quote #12826
Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees...
Quote #6985
Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training.
Quote #18507
A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old...
Quote #13822
If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
Quote #16853
Only as high as I reach can I grow, Only as far as I...