Quote #13806
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed...
Quote #13816
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
Quote #1477
The sin they do two by two they must pay for one by one.
Quote #9798
Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
Quote #6460
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth....
Quote #2456
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
Quote #17549
We often discover what will do, by finding out what will not do and...
Quote #3916
He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected...
Quote #8554
The best ideas are common property.
Quote #10909
But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send, Save me, oh, save...