Quote #5253
He was my friend, faithful, and just to meBut Brutus says, he was ambitious,And...
Quote #13820
Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
Quote #5261
To mourn a mischief that is past and gone Is the next way to...
Quote #13673
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #6872
Beware of the man who won’t be bothered with details.
Quote #15797
Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not...
Quote #1187
Nature understands no jesting. She is always true, always serious, always severe. She is...
Quote #18918
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #12533
Health is the greatest possession. Contentment is the greatest treasure. Confidence is the greatest...
Quote #11711
Most people die at the last minute others 20 years beforehand, some even earlier....