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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was...
George Ade

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‘Whom are you’ he asked, for he had attended business college.
Kevin R. Hutson

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Naturally intelligent people are like lumps of coal. Eventually, we turn into diamonds, And...
Lisa Alther

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I happen to feel that the degree of a person’s intelligence is directly reflected...
Francis Bacon

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There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that...
Henry Ward Beecher

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Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody expects of you. Never excuse...
Paul Aubuchon

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Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little...
David Broder

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Anyone that wants the presidency so much that he’ll spend two years organizing and...
P. J. O'Rourke

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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Lewis Grizzard

Quote #13516

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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery...
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