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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that...
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I know all except myself.
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After I asked him what he meant, he replied that freedom consisted of the...
Charlie Chaplin

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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Peter De Vries

Quote #9074

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so...
Frederick Douglas

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I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the...
Horace

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The years as they pass plunder us of one thing after another.
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Quote #1891

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Our minds thus grow in spots and like grease spots, the spots spread. But...
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Quote #19863

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We are obliged to respect, defend and maintain the common bonds of union and...
Office Space

Quote #1971

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Peter When I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to...
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