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If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come...
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How like a winter hath my absence been From thee, the pleasure of the...
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All doubt, despair, and fear become insignificant once the intention of life becomes love,...
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Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
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It’s the Brady Act taking manpower and crime-fighting capability off the streets.
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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way....
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Before everything else, getting ready is the secret of success.
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The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker...
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The moment one gives close attention to any thing, even a blade of grass...
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The net of the sleeper catches fish.