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Alan Coren

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Worry is a misuse of imagination.
Oliver L. North

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I don’t think there is another person in America that wants to tell this...
Hellen Keller

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No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted...
Don Marquis

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Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
Samuel Goldwyn

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A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
J Danforth Quayle

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… I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag and to the Savior, for whose...
Stephen Leacock

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I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
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