Quote #8526
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they’ve told you what it is you...
Quote #11266
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #11034
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...
Quote #21813
Worry is a misuse of imagination.
Quote #16115
I don’t think there is another person in America that wants to tell this...
Quote #5954
No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted...
Quote #5999
Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
Quote #13388
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
Quote #16805
… I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag and to the Savior, for whose...
Quote #20690
I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...