Quote #20819
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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History is the present. That’s why every generation writes it anew. But what most...
Quote #17398
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
Quote #3253
Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold...
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What a pity that so many people rather believe their doubts And doubt their...
Quote #4684
Always when I see a man fond of praise I always think it is...
Quote #19189
They say that every snowflake is different. If that were true, how could the...
Quote #7373
There ought to be so many who are excellent, there are so few.
Quote #5700
Laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human...