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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of...
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Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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Life is God’s novel. Let him write it.
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Being a child is horrible. It is slightly better than being a tree or...
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit...
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Language is a city to the building of which every human being brought a...
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If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a...
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It is an old habit with theologians to beat the living with the bones...
Joanne Woodward

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Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to...
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