Quote #2166
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Quote #14940
Many people today don’t want honest answers insofar as honest means unpleasant or disturbing....
Quote #17500
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky
Quote #1731
Just the omission of Jane Austen’s books alone would make a fairly good library...
Quote #14106
A friend drops their plans when you’re in trouble, shares joy in your accomplishments,...
Quote #13205
I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is...
Quote #13650
If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
Quote #19071
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #13081
We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.
Quote #18024
Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are...