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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13769

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
William Blake

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A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
David Joseph Schwartz

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The test of a successful person is not an ability to eliminate all problems...
William Blake

Quote #3338

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Mutual forgiveness of each vice. Such are the Gates of Paradise.
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7239

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My view is that one should not break up a winning combination.
Jerry Coleman

Quote #12092

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You didn’t have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got...
Euripides

Quote #4592

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Man’s best possession is a sympathetic wife.
Unknown

Quote #18333

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Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to...
Plato

Quote #6304

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life.
Susan Sarandon

Quote #17294

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self-awareness.
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