Quote #18106
Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...
Quote #10475
I’m as pure as the driven slush.
Quote #16360
One good turn deserves another.
Quote #15678
When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.
Quote #11529
Share everything. Don’t take things that aren’t yours. Put things back where you found...
Quote #4565
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #20815
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Quote #7894
Everybody, my friend, everybody lives for something better to come. That’s why we want...
Quote #16342
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
Quote #18705
It’s not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the...