Quote #18761
If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.
Quote #19259
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Quote #18436
Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never...
Quote #4565
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #11970
We shall find no fiend in hell can match the fury of a disappointed...
Quote #7264
If we take the route of the permanent handout, the American character will itself...
Quote #3251
Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
Quote #5289
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Quote #21109
Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.
Quote #14239
I feel the same way about solitude as some people feel about the blessing...