Quote #12050
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
Quote #20648
The art of life lies in a constant readjustment to our surroundings.
Quote #6884
The man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away.
Quote #11266
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #13665
I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
Quote #21583
That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another….
Quote #5750
I know of no more disagreeable situation than to be left feeling generally angry...
Quote #21616
It is found by experience that admirable laws and right precedents among the good...
Quote #12956
The best education consists in immunizing people against systematic attempts at education.
Quote #17521
This is the doctrine of justification. It is the wonderful fact that God imputes...