Quote #8366
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #13886
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Quote #758
Good nonsense is good sense in disguise.
Quote #3858
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Quote #12573
Virtue is praised but hated. People run away from it, for it is ice-cold...
Quote #2241
The Joker Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
Quote #12658
So long as man remains free he strives for nothing so incessantly and so...
Quote #15774
God gives us our relatives- thank God we can choose our friends.
Quote #8894
You can tell the character of every man when you see how he receives...
Quote #20299
Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is. Treat...