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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13926

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re trying to remember a happy memory, don’t think back to a time...
George Bernard Shaw

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I can’t forgive my friends for dying I don’t find these vanishing acts of...
George Dennison Prentice

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Some people seem as if they can never have been children, and others seem...
Pliny the Elder

Quote #21120

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In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.
Robert Browning

Quote #5027

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Grow old along with me the best is yet to be.
Charles M. Schulz

Quote #21587

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Brendan Francis Behan

Quote #10638

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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem they know how it’s done, they’ve seen...
Diane Ackerman

Quote #9772

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Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just...
Lawrence Peter Berra

Quote #10755

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.
Thomas Jefferson

Quote #8116

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No government ought to be without censors & where the press is free, no...
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