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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To me, there’s no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead...
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I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.
Maitri Upanishads

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Let a man strive to purify his thoughts. What a man thinketh, that is...
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Quote #3186

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The morning pouring everywhere, its golden glory on the air.
Frank Zappa

Quote #19332

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It isn’t necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice — there...
Caitlin Matthews

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To be at peace with ourselves we need to know ourselves.
Roy Innis

Quote #14432

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To make inexpensive guns impossible to get is to say that you’re putting a...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13854

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We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can’t scoff...
Heinrich Heine

Quote #14062

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Human misery is too great for men to do without faith.
Annie Gottlieb

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
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