Quote #14945
Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although...
Quote #2505
I have known a vast quantity of nonsense talked about bad men not looking...
Quote #166
Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it...
Quote #14787
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
Quote #14147
Love and a cough cannot be hid.
Quote #10996
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
Quote #4158
Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
Quote #18910
Writing is hard work and bad for the health.
Quote #13878
I think my favorite monster movie is ‘Gone With the Wind’, because it has...
Quote #17788
The youth gets together his materials to build a bridge to the moon, or,...