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Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
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Peter Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use...
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Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so jointed that they cannot be separated often...
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Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you...
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If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
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If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and...
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He was my friend, faithful, and just to meBut Brutus says, he was ambitious,And...
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Education is a kind of continuing dialogue, and a dialogue assumes, in the nature...
Quote #3574
Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.