Quote #13816
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
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To err is human to refrain from laughing, humane.
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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
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Good sense is of all things in the world the most equally distributed, for...
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Each time we re-read a book we get more out of it because we...
Quote #7072
A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
Quote #16223
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea And love...
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You can’t find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness...
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True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table...
Quote #11267
Presidents don’t do it to their wives. They do it to their country.