Quote #21467
Working in the garden…gives me a profound feeling of inner peace.
Quote #14853
All of his saves have come in relief appearances
Quote #5797
Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the...
Quote #8737
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Quote #8440
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary...
Quote #7093
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
Quote #2094
Be not extravagantly high in expression of thy commendations of men thou likest, it...
Quote #12243
What is life It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It...
Quote #5403
How many ages hence Shall this our lofty scene be acted over In states...
Quote #11752
In the end, everything is a gag.