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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13653

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
Clarence Darrow

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The man who fights for his fellow-man is a better man than the one...
Tom Stoppard

Quote #7121

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting.
Thomas Huxley

Quote #1542

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sit down before fact like a little child, and be prepared to give up...
The Talmud

Quote #17888

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Who is a wise man He who learns of all men.
Woody Allen

Quote #2258

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it...
Jonathan Winters

Quote #19185

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
George Washington

Quote #8732

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
Samuel Butler

Quote #8157

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The course of true anything does not run smooth.
Joe Gores

Quote #20402

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
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