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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was...
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is...
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If you seek yourself,…you rob the lens of its transparency…. You will know life...
Mark Twain

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It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Edward W. Howe

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The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.
Walter Frederick Mondale

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I don’t want to spend the next two years in Holiday Inns.
Robin Morgan

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Don’t accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
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Pat Healy Really, it’s only a side thing for my true passion. Mary And...
Cicero

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Let the punishment match the offense.
Harlan Ellison

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The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
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