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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13881

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull...
Bertrand Russell

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This is one of those views which are so absolutely absurd that only very...
Morley Saefer

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Kids’ views are often just as valid as the teachers’. The best teachers are...
Rita Rudner

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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
Immanuel Kant

Quote #14663

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May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to...
Unknown

Quote #18298

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Quote #17058

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I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5431

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Lay on, Macduff, And damn’d be him that first cries, Hold, enough
Unknown

Quote #18454

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.
Albert Einstein

Quote #9361

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Not until we dare to regard ourselves as a nation, not until we respect...
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