Quote #9348
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Quote #13894
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was...
Quote #9004
Always listen to experts. They’ll tell you what can’t be done and why. Then...
Quote #6476
Defer not till tomorrow to be wise, tomorrow’s sun to thee may never rise.
Quote #18669
All my life I wanted to be someone I guess I should have been...
Quote #12307
Life is just a bowl of pits.
Quote #12931
I’m hard-nosed about luck. I think it sucks. Yeah, if you spend seven years...
Quote #411
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
Quote #9773
There are well-dressed foolish ideas just as there are well-dressed fools.
Quote #15161
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you...