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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13764

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce

Quote #10872

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road....
J. Paul Getty

Quote #6242

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Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Jon Wynne Tyson

Quote #18176

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The wrong sort of people are always in power because they would not be...
Don Marquis

Quote #6002

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A hypocrite is a person who–but who isn’t
Tom Hanks

Quote #13940

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The prejudice surrounding AIDS exacts a social death which precedes the actual physical one.
Robert Sheckley

Quote #17467

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Nothing got him angrier than when people implied he was paranoid. It made him...
Plato

Quote #6259

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If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach...
Alexis Charles Henri Clrel de Tocqueville

Quote #18050

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word, equality. But notice the...
Mary Kay Ash

Quote #4660

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you come to a road block, take a detour.
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