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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13691

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Laurence J. Peter

Quote #3620

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Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
Neil Peart

Quote #16299

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Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.
Nicholas Murray Butler

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Businesses planned for service are apt to succeed businesses planned for profit are apt...
Nelson Rockefeller

Quote #16995

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The chief problem with lower income farmers is poverty.
Napoleon

Quote #2304

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History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Woody Allen

Quote #2281

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As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree’ — probably because it’s...
Dorothy Parker

Quote #3379

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I’m never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on...
Bob Hope

Quote #14280

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
Caligula

Quote #19802

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Would that the Roman people had a single neck to cut off their head.
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