Quote #6746
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #13145
America is closer to the year 2 than anywhere else on earth.
Quote #19277
When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...
Quote #10025
Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to...
Quote #13499
Energy is the power that drives every human being. It is not lost by...
Quote #3242
Old programmers never die. They just can’t C as well.
Quote #446
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Quote #18104
Plain horse sense ought to tell us that anything that makes no change in...
Quote #6689
The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the...
Quote #13663
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate....