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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is...
Henry Kissinger

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The conventional army loses if it does not win. The guerrilla wins if he...
Robert Smith

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Knowing that everything’s futile but still fighting, still raging against the dying of the...
James M. Barrie

Quote #19682

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Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
CaddyShack

Quote #3774

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Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
Henry David Thoreau

Quote #4763

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is an interesting question how far men would retain their relative rank if...
Anton Pavlovich Chekhov

Quote #11765

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If you cry ‘Forward’ you must without fail make plain in what direction to...
Jewish Proverb

Quote #16655

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He who puts up with insult invites injury.
Jay Leno

Quote #15102

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Chinese Proverb

Quote #9127

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
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