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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13720

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Quote #8583

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life.
Barbara Cook

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If you’re able to be yourself, then you have no competition. All you have...
Robert Frost

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint...
Isaac Asimov

Quote #137

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve...
Johann Georg von Zimmermann

Quote #18662

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never lose sight of this important truth, that no one can be truly great...
Steward Alsop

Quote #10030

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A dying man needs to dye, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and...
Jim Ryun

Quote #17207

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
Douglas Noel Adams

Quote #9791

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be...
William A. Orton

Quote #16181

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish...
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