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There are two kinds of stories, the ones you live and the ones you...
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There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
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Home is the wallpaper above the bed, the family dinner table, the church bells...
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The first duty of a lecturer to hand you after an hour’s discourse a...
Quote #10704
There is no time like the pleasant.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop...
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Seeing a murder on television… can help work off one’s antagonisms. And if you...
Quote #16799
If Abu Nidal is a terrorist, then so is George Washington. (Reply to President...
Quote #1032
Teach us to care and not to care. Teach us to sit still.