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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Joyce Kilmer

Quote #3647

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I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree.
W. Somerset Maugham

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If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will Lose its freedom and...
John Singer Sargent

Quote #21415

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.
Homer

Quote #7318

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A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler,...
Fulton John Sheen

Quote #17477

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed,...
Henry Louis Mencken

Quote #15627

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Life is a dead-end street.
Homer

Quote #7337

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There is a strength in the union even of very sorry men.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13930

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I had the time to sit down and write a thank-you note to...
Ken Olson

Quote #16165

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
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