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Al Czervik Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid.
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To disarm the people… was the best and most effectual way to enslave them.
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If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the...
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If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
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At the close of life the question will be not how much have you...
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…the basic delusion that men may be governed and yet be free.
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Prudent people are very happy ’tis an exceeding fine thing, that’s certain, but I...
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Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to...
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One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of...
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It’s a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you...