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Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me
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Always listen to experts. They’ll tell you what can’t be done and why. Then...
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A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
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One must love a cat on its own terms.
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Military power wins battles, but spiritual power wins wars.
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I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.
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Light is the first of painters. There is no object so foul that intense...
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No power on earth or above the bottomless pit has such influence to terrorize...
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A great obstacle to happiness is to anticipate too great a happiness.
Quote #13816
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...