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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
Andrea Canaan

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It’s as if we think liberation a fixed quantity, that there is only so...
Alvin Price

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Parents need to fill a child’s bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest...
Nicolas Boileau

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Un sot trouve toujours un plus sot qui l’admire. (A fool always finds a...
Unknown

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Adlai E. Jr. Stevenson

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever...
Josef Stalin

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Sincere diplomacy is no more possible than dry water or wooden iron.
Titus Maccius Plautus

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No guest is so welcome in a friend’s house that he will not become...
James Thurber

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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Richard Lamm

Quote #15001

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Politics, like theater, is one of those things where you’ve got to be wise...
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