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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13791

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
Real Live Preacher

Quote #21334

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When someone allows you to bear his burdens, you have found deep friendship.
Vicomte de Chateaubriand

Quote #19941

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You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light.
James Thurber

Quote #21647

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
Zora Neale Hurston

Quote #14365

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There is something about poverty that smells like death.
Lao Tzu

Quote #3752

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One who is too insistent on his own views finds few to agree with...
Yiddish Proverb

Quote #2135

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Worries go better with soup than without.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13762

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Frank Tyger

Quote #18169

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The art of advice is to make the recipient believe he thought the thought...
Isaac Asimov

Quote #143

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You must keep sending work out you must never let a manuscript do nothing...
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