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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
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The biggest liar in the world is They Say.
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I hope that no American … will waste his franchise and throw away his...
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Committing yourself is a way of finding out who you are. A man finds...
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Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far,...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something...
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Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
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It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...
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As I sit I see a dove And think of our deep, dear true...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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When you go to a party at somebody’s house, don’t automatically assume that the...
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