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Tommy If I wanted a kiss I’d call your mother.
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Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
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Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.
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Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of...
Quote #2771
Cast aside those who liken godliness to whimsy and who try to combine their...
Quote #21596
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
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Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by...
Quote #5778
It is not a loss of freedom. It’s a measure to protect it. on...
Quote #20187
Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
Quote #13720
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...