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Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
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I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
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There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel that no...
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I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools....
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As we must account for every idle word, so must we account for every...
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No business which depends for its existence on paying less than living wages to...
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It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your...
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If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s...
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The people of the South have rejected the constitutional amendment, and therefore we will...
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If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four...