Quote #11229
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery...
Quote #11779
The pleasure is momentary, the position rediculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #8023
If you believe everything you read, better not read.
Quote #13726
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Quote #15975
There is nothing worse than falling prey To someone else’s confusion.
Quote #13054
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
Quote #2664
Work is the true elixir of life. The busiest man is the happiest man.
Quote #11838
What I’ve learned. . . . I’ve learned that just when I get my...
Quote #15930
I have never seen a more lucid, better balanced, mad mind than mine.
Quote #4359
While we stop to think, we often miss our opportunity.