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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
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People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well,...
Quote #12284
May you always live in interesting times.
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I hate and I love. Perhaps you ask why I do so. I do...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, Whoever...
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It is knowledge that influences and equalizes the social condition of man that gives...
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
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The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances if...
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It must require an inordinate share of vanity and presumption, too, after enjoying so...