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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13877

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
W. C. Fields

Quote #12968

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Jay Leno

Quote #15103

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s something to think about How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic...
Phoebe Cary

Quote #11686

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
And though hard be the task, ‘Keep a stiff upper lip’.
Cornelius Stam

Quote #17690

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Not only as each new year dawns, but constantly, persistently, the God of all...
Walter Savage Landor

Quote #3108

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We talk on principle, but we act on interest.
Len Wein

Quote #18826

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be...
Austin O'Malley

Quote #16158

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Happiness is the harvest of a quiet eye.
Mary Day Winn

Quote #19191

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...
Oscar Wilde

Quote #5132

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.
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