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If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it
James Thurber

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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
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It ain’t braggin’ if you can back it up.
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Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens...
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Heaven always bears some proportion to earth. The god of the cannibal will be...
Mark Twain

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I never let schooling interfere with my education.
Czech Proverb

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Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.
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Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Henry Spencer

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We’re thinking about upgrading from SunOS 4.1.1 to SunOS 3.5.
H.L. Mencken

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It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
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